Yap Masters

Ever wondered why men never listen to what women say? Simple. Because we yap too much. To add further anguish to agony, we don't just beat around the bush, we take 'em poor men for a royal-safari-ride around an entire friggin' jungle. Why go far, take this very blog as a shining example. How many times have you muttered to yourself - 'why doesn't the pompous lass just come to the point!?!' What prompted this post was one extremely annoying incident in the train this morning. This motormouth-of-a-woman was faffing to the hilt about her righteousness at the workplace. On and on she rattled - 'bout how her boss was one mammoth pain-in-the-arse, 'bout how she told this prick of a colleague to back off her territory, 'bout how she challenges the HR with intelligent questions, 'bout how some Vikas-guy is as adept as a limp monkey and blah, blah, blah. I didn't bother to listen to the rest of her moan-marathon. I had tuned out by then. On came my earphones and the rest of the journey was spent in casting occasional glances at the loud, stupid woman to see if she was done boring her audience to death. No such luck, she was still jabbering loudly, evidenced by flailing arms, her rotund eyes ablaze and eyebrows shot-up to their highest-attainable point. The only reason she's still alive is because it was illegal to kill her right there n' then. I know I sound like some Nazi by-product, but this obnoxious woman simply got on my nerves today (very few people have that kind of an effect on me). Left me wondering how the she managed to stand her sorry self.

Moving on to the more pressing point/moral of the story. To all the women around the world - You may be the most successful dame in your profession, you may look like a billion bucks or may have the entire freakin' world eating outta your pampered hands, but forget this not - For mankind's sake, STOP YAPPING! Beyond a point, that is (Cause a tight-lipped person is a more irritating phenomenon). State your point briefly and then wait for a response. I guarantee you will get it.

Oh and BTW, this only applies when you're talking. Not blogging. So don't book me for hypocrisy!